Ronnie Green
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Hi my name is Ronnie Green, owner and operator of Ronnie Green & Friends 

If you're looking for serious information about medicine, pets, or anything else...you're at the wrong place. Oh that's not to say we don't take on a "serious" issue every now and then.  ( It makes us feel important)  And, we're definitely serious about the music.  Other than that you need to remember that we're expert's at nothing.  That being said, read all the articles with the same degree of importance as you would a supermarket tabloid.  Now,  if you looking for parody, light commentary, and a little bit of down home humor and music, then welcome ! Look around, stay awhile and come back often.
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Why You So Angry?
 
Why Anger Makes You Look Stupid
and What to Do About It




A while back I witnessed a scene in a mall parking lot that at first was amusing, but the longer I watched it became embarrassing and finally disgusting.    It was two middle-aged women arguing over a parking space. There they were both standing beside their car, screaming at each other while waving their arms in the air like deranged lunatics. The argument eventually turned into a name-calling competition, with each trying to outdo the other.  If I had to say just one thing about these ole gals it would be; they sure do know all of the insults.  They must have watched Jerry Springer.  MORE
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Inked - Why'd You Get That Tat

Musings on why the tatted choose to be that way

I'm not exactly sure when or how it began. But somewhere in the past twenty years or so, getting a tattoo went from something that was very unusual and, pretty much taboo (unless you were ex military) to something that is so mainstream that your grandma might just decide to get a rose tattooed on the ankle. Or worse!

Now I'm not going to bore you with some history lesson about the origin of tattoos and body ornamentation, let's just say folks have been inking themselves for various reasons for pretty much all of recorded history  MORE.

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Child's Play - Your Best Investment



To say that I've lived a bit of an unusual life would be a tremendous understatement.  I got married while I was still in college.  From that marriage a little boy arrived with strawberry blond hair and a passion for life unmatched by most children. Later came a little girl with a head full of dark brown hair, a sweet spirit and a ladylike charm.

I loved them both.  But I was young and working to build a business.  They spent most of their time with their mom.  They also had four grandparents, aunts and uncles and cousins...let's just say they visited a lot...

 I tried to stay close, but in the end I didn't see them as much as I should have.  Oh, we took family vacations, and I even took each child on a mini-overnight trip with just me and them.  Here's a lesson that every parent of every child should learn.  In life, you may have many regrets, but you will never regret one minute you spend with your young children! 
                                                
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How I Got Started in Woodworking

In 1980 I married my high school sweetheart. Now what does that have to do with woodworking. Nothing really...I just like telling everybody. Well, I do like telling everybody, but in my case it also has something to do with how I got started in woodworking.
 
Going to visit at her house was an amazing experience. One, because she was there, but also because I saw furniture at her house like I'd never seen before. Beautiful wooden tables, and stands, and chairs, a beautiful mantle and more.

One day I asked her where her family bought all that stuff. I'd never seen such furniture in any store.
 
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Are You Crazy?
Why Your Psychiatrist Won’t Say You're Insane,
But Your Lawyer Will



Insane, crazy, nuts, off your rocker:  These are just a few of the words we use to describe the actions of folks who just don’t behave in a way that we believe to be normal.  A few years ago, while sitting in a college level psychology classroom, I was surprised to hear the professor say that the word “insane” isn’t really a psychological term...

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Saving All The Seats

A man lay sprawled across three entire seats in the posh theatre. When the usher came by and noticed this, he whispered to the man, "Sorry, sir, but you're only allowed one seat." The man groaned but didn't budge. The usher became impatient. "Sir, if you don't get up from there I'm going to have to call the manager." Again, the man just groaned, which infuriated the usher who turned and marched briskly back up the aisle in search of his manager.

 

In a few moments, both the usher and the manager returned and stood over the man. Together the two of them tried repeatedly to move him, but with no success. Finally, they summoned the police. The cop surveyed the situation briefly then asked, "All right buddy, what's your name?"

"Sam," the man moaned.

"Where ya from, Sam?"

With pain in his voice Sam replied, "The balcony."

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Letters
  Home From The Dog 


A few months ago we got a puppy.  For most people that would be where the story ends.  But I got to thinking, if that dog could write a letter to it's former owner, what would it say.  I think it might go something like this
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 Read "LETTERS HOME FROM THE DOG"


Rules Guaranteed to Waste Your Life and Destroy Your Effectiveness
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Is You Child Old Enough to Learn a Musical Instrument?
 

The decision of just when your child is old enough to learn to play a musical instrument is difficult and can be expensive. Here's some tips that may help you decide. 


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If you haven’t noticed, in the past few years half of the women in the world have all of the sudden fallen in love with vampires. They’re everywhere: movies, books, bumper stickers, posters, screen savers, cell phone skins, in fact, there’s a good chance that your wife or girlfriend is trying to hide one in her closet.

Now vampires have walked among for us centuries, but something’s changed. Today’s vampires are simply fabulous. It’s enough to make a mere mortal man wonder: how is a flesh and blood, non-vampire like me gonna compete with these guys. They never need sleep, can travel about 900 mile per hour, they sparkle, (yep sparkle) and have ice cold skin (I really don’t get the appeal of that one). If that’s not enough, you should see them play baseball.

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An Attitude of Gratitude

Thanks

Thank You Thank You

Can Something as Simple as Being Thankful
Change Your Life ?
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   Bad Boys
     
       Why Women Love Them
         Why You Shouldn't
           By Rachel Grayson

Note to women.  HBO, Showtime, Cinemax, (and other broadcasters) say you’re all liars.  Did you get the notice in the mail?  Maybe it went to your email spam folder.  Or, maybe they didn’t send it to you. 

But that’s what they think.  Actually, that’s what they know.  At least that’s what they think they know.

Here’s what you say.  “We just love the ballet.”  “Give us more documentaries,”  “Why can’t you put on more family shows?”  So HBO says OK we’ll do it.  But then you don’t watch. 

What do you watch?  Bad Boys!  
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